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[Jul. 13th, 2008|12:43 pm]
There are three more of these here: http://www.funnyordie.com/drunkhistory. They're all genius.

See Drunk History Vol. 1 - Featuring Michael Cera and more funny videos on FunnyOrDie.com
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[Jul. 7th, 2008|10:59 pm]
I need to revise the previous post where I described an anal encounter as an 'anal penetration situation,' or APS. It will now be referred to as an 'anal sex situation,' or ASS.
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[Jul. 7th, 2008|03:21 pm]
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[Jul. 5th, 2008|01:28 pm]
I've been doing a bunch of open mics lately, and the more material I write, the more I realize that a ton of my jokes revolve around sperm. It's a little disturbing and gross, and I spend time wondering what that might mean about me. After my last show, a guy came up to me and said that he thought all the sperm references probably mean that I'm gay. I know that's not true, though. It's not that I have a problem with gay people; it's just that I know I can't be gay. How do I know, you ask? Well, it's mainly that I don't have a very supple anus, which I imagine is a requirement to be gay. Also, I tend to clench when I'm nervous or excited, and I think that could cause some problems. For example, imagine I'm in and anal penetration situation (or 'APS' as I like to call them) and an alarm goes off or a squirrel runs by. I'd probably jump and then clench down real hard. That's an emergency room trip no one wants to make.
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[Jun. 20th, 2008|12:54 pm]
Steve is a badass:

http://www.nixnine.com/public/iSid.gif
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[Jun. 14th, 2008|02:54 pm]
This is kind of an odd thing for me to post, but I really think it's worth a read:

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/15/books/review/Margonelli-t.html?_r=1&ref=review&oref=slogin
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[Jun. 11th, 2008|05:07 pm]
For those of you lost in the World of Warcraft:


'Warcraft' Sequel Lets Gamers Play A Character Playing 'Warcraft'
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[May. 27th, 2008|03:12 pm]
These guys are funny:

http://www.funnyordie.com/picnicface
http://www.picnicface.com/

Here's a sample:

He Totally Jewed Me on FunnyOrDie.com
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[May. 15th, 2008|08:30 pm]
Can anybody suggest any reputable, inexpensive computer hardware retailers? I'm thinking about picking up some RAM and a video card.
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[May. 4th, 2008|08:53 pm]
I think people are generally pretty stupid.

And by 'people,' I mean 'MBTA employees.'

And by 'are generally pretty stupid,' I mean 'deserve to be stabbed in the face.'

In front of their children and/or mothers.

I'm just kidding.

MBTA employees aren't people.

They're subhumans.

That's why we keep them underground.
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[Apr. 25th, 2008|12:00 pm]
When do you think a mother should stop breastfeeding her child? I only ask because it's become a huge hassle for me to get all the way to my Mom's work whenever I get hungry.
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[Apr. 7th, 2008|10:46 pm]
April 7th. Still haven't done my taxes. Fuck.
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Great song. [Mar. 31st, 2008|11:39 pm]
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[Mar. 26th, 2008|09:34 pm]
So I put together a myspace comedy site with a video of my first performance. Here's the video:



Comments are welcome.

http://www.myspace.com/jim_mcquaid
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[Mar. 23rd, 2008|07:04 pm]
The Tutors of 826 LA on FunnyOrDie.com
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[Mar. 15th, 2008|04:41 pm]
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/single_bee_sends_gathering_of
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[Mar. 13th, 2008|07:17 pm]
There are no words:

http://www.wctv.tv/home/headlines/16638736.html
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[Mar. 9th, 2008|11:22 pm]
Watch these videos in order:

Charlie Bit Me! on FunnyOrDie.com

Charlie Bit Me 2.0 on FunnyOrDie.com
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[Mar. 9th, 2008|10:56 am]
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/03/07/opinion/07klein.html?em&ex=1205208000&en=f498e52328d065dd&ei=5070
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[Mar. 8th, 2008|12:58 pm]
I have an irrational fear of automatic staplers.
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